Didn't Get the Results You Expected?

It's time for another installment of DCFUD's wacky and unexpected search results.

1. Props to maw for landing us a top 10 MSN hit for transvestites with this post.
2. Fud is #7 on MSN for grate white shark, a long-overdue topic which needs to be explored further in some sort of instructional post. One might want to freeze the shark first, to make for easier grating, wouldn't you say?
3. Breading on greyhound. Ick. Do you think they meant breeding on Greyhound? God we hope not. Maybe it was how to breed greyhounds. We are prepared to accept that.
4. Brown leather sofas. Mmmkay.
5. Hairy breast photographs. We can't find the post that allegedly contained these words, but that doesn't make it any less alarming. Nightmares, anyone? You're welcome! Please come again.