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May 2, 2005


DCFUD rates DC: The results are in

prize.jpgAlright, we took our sweet time about it, but as promised, here are the final results from DCFUD Rates DC. Not happy with the outcomes? Then you should have voted twice.

Best Place to Be a Local
Gold:
Bardia's New Orleans Café

Runners Up:
Murphy's of DC
Faidley’s
Pumpernickel's
amsterdam falafel
Florida Ave Grill

Honorable Mention:
New York City

Best Bakery to Break a Diet
Gold:
Cakelove

Runners up:
Firehook Bakery
Vaccaro’s
Marvelous Market
Patisserie Poupon

Honorable Mention:
Zaf’s awesome peanut butter cookies.

Best Coffee Shop to Tell Your Boss You’re “Telecommuting” From

Gold:
Soho tea and Coffee

Runners Up:
Tryst
Steam
One World Café

Honorable Mention:
Camelot

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Best Place to Wear Silly Hipster Clothing
Gold:
Wonderland

Runners Up:
Soho Tea and Cofee
Mei n Yu
Sasha’s
Food For Thought

Honorable Mention:
Anywhere near the Black Cat

Prettiest Restaurant
Gold:

Any of the Downtown Fusion Trinity (Ceiba, DC Coast, Ten Penh)

Runners Up:
Palette
Zatinya
Paper Moon
Ortanique

Honorable Mention:
The Brickskellar

Best Reason to boast about of your Southern Heritage
Gold:

Lefties Barbeque

Runners Up:
Bardia's New Orleans Café
Georgia Brown's
Aunt Sarahs
Rockland's

Honorable Mention:
Maine Avenue

Best Reason to boast about your non-American Heritage
Gold:

Helmud’s

Runners Up:
Pho 75
Chipotle
Lebanese Taverna
Harambe
Heritage India

Honorable Mention:
You won't get drafted

Grooviest Waitstaff
Gold:
Brickskeller

Runners Up:
Murky Coffee
Cafe Luna
Zacks
Hamburger Marys

Honorable Mention:
Afterwords (Best service with a sneer)

Best Bathroom
Gold:

Forget it, no bathrooms can beat the ones in Tokyo. Warmed toilet seats, air jets, water spurts, and fluffy soap!

Runners Up:
Mie N Yu
Ceiba
Zola

Honorable Mention:
Books a Million (most of the homeless population of Dupont can’t be wrong)

Best Excuse to Go to the Suburbs

Gold:
New Fortune Dim Sum

Runners Up:
Broadway Diner
Grapeseed
Joe's Noodles
Addie's
Roys (Gaithersburg)
The Tasting Room

Honorable Mention:
Gunpoint

Best Corporate Lunch Break
Gold:
Bread Line
Runners Up:
Les Halles
Greek Deli
Five Guys
Chinatown Express
Joy America

Honorable Mention:
You take lunch?

Best Expense Account Dinner
Gold:

Obelisk

Runners Up:
Cashion's
C harlie Palmers
Tosca
DC Coast
Old Ebitt's
Bombay Club

Honorable Mention:
The snack car of the Acela. The cost will be about the same.

Best Morning-After Hangover Food
Gold:

Bardia's New Orleans Cafe
Runners Up:
Broadway Diner
American City Diner
Afterwords
Jimmy T's
Pete’s
The Diner

Honorable Mention:
Whoever’s bed you spent the night in

Best Pretentious Yuppie Fusion Food

Gold:

Ten Penh

Runners Up:
Ceiba
Thaiphoon
XS

Honorable Mention:
The sandwiches at Marvelous Market (Duck and plum on baguette. Hell yeah)

Best Small Meal for Less than the Cost of a Metro Check

Gold:

Tie: and Amsterdam Falafel and Five Guys

Runners Up:
Pizza Mart
Julia's Empanadas
Fado
Lexington Market
Bens Chili Bowl
York Castle

Honorable Mention:
Larry's. You can make a meal out of ice cream, easy

Posted by zaf at May 2, 2005 4:56 AM

 

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American City Diner is still my favorite hangover food, or hangover preventative food at 2am!

Posted by: JD at May 3, 2005 10:12 AM

I believe the 'Helmud' referred to here is actually The Helmand, which is Hamid Karzai's brother's restaurant.

Posted by: J at May 3, 2005 9:47 PM

"Best Small Meal for Less than the Cost of a Metro Check / Runner-Up / Fado"

Fado's? Fad-fucking-do's?

Is this a joke?

C'mon now. I have eaten a lot of the Fado's menu (I like to go there for trivia night). It's awful, and for what it is, it's quite expensive. Entrees start around $7-8 dollars -- you'll be dropping $12-15 for a meal, in most cases. That's not a lot, but it's hardly competitive with Ben's or Julia's.

The menu features lots of "authentic" Irish dishes like, say, fajitas. Most hilarious: the copy devoted to explaining that wrap sandwiches are a longstanding gaelic tradition. The burgers are okay, the fish and chips are okay, the corned beef is okay -- but nothing rises to the level of "good". the barbeque chicken sandwich is bad, the bangers and mash are pathetic, and they've got these triangular potato things that resemble nothing so much as oil-soaked sponges, which you're then supposed to dip into a cheese sauce -- it's truly horrifying. About half the menu comes out of a deep fryer, and all of it comes out of a freezer.

I've gotten in the habit of meeting my friends there for trivia, securing a table, then leaving to eat at one of the nearby alternatives, most of which are a cheaper and all of which are better. Within walking distance and in the cheap eats category there's a california tortilla, a potbelly, a subway, a five guys and, if you have time to sit down, matchbox, numerous chinese joints, and a texas bbq place. Any of these is a much, much better deal than Fado.

Don't get me wrong, I love getting drunk and losing at trivia in a faux-Irish setting as much as the next guy. But I avoid eating there as much as possible.

Posted by: tom at May 6, 2005 1:48 PM

Tom-

Read the disclaimer- if you dont like the results you should have voted illegally more often under many different names.

Posted by: zaf at May 10, 2005 2:31 AM

I think the "wraps" you're describing are heavily Americanized "boxties," which are authentic Irish food. But it's been years since I've seen the menu there. And the Irish breakfast, while small, is pretty tasty.

Posted by: Matt at May 11, 2005 11:22 AM

 

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